CHEAPSKATE LAWYERS (PERSONAL EXAMPLE)

I knew a Lawyer like this. He called himself D. Paul Althouse QC. He was a talented successful millionaire Lawyer especially good in Court. My Uncle Willis told me at Christmas one time that his real name was DELMAR PAUL OUTHOUSE or D "PEE" OUTHOUSE. HE WAS SOO CHEAP HE WOULD COME BACK TO THE LAW LIBRARY AT NIGHT AROUND 9Pm MWHILE I WAS WRITING LEGAL MEMOS FOR HIM AND THE OTHER LAW FIRM PARTNERS. NO INTERNET, GOOGLE OR SEARCH ENGINES BACK IN THE 90'S BTW... DPA QC would always HAVE A DOUBLE DOUBLE TIM HORTON'S COFFEE AND A TREAT (NORMALY A DANISH OR FRITTER). HE WOULD LOUDLY & RUDELY SLURP HIS COFFEE AND GOBBLE-DOWN i.e; EAT HIS APPLE FRITTER or DONUT WHILE GLANCING AT ME SLYING DOWN THE OTHER END OF THE LAW LIBRARY TABLE. AFTER A FEW MONTHS OF THIS BULLSHIT AND ESPECIALLY AFTER HIS REFUSAL TO ENDORSE A (HANDSHAKE-DEAL) AGREED UPON SALARY OF $35,000 PER ANNUM - HE WOULD ONLY APPROVVE $30,000 MEANING I COULD NOT EVEN QUALIFY FOR A MORTGHAGE ON A SMALL HOME GIVEN MY STUDENT LAW SCHOOL DEBTS - I DECIDED TO MOVE TO STOCKHOLM AND STUDY FOR AN LLM IN INTERNATIONAL LAW & SCREW MY BALLS OFF WHILE I BACK-PACKED AROUND SCANDINAVIA LOL. DELMAR WAS THE ONLY GUY NOT IN THE OFFICE MY LAST FRIDAY WHEN I SAID GOODBYE TO ALL THE LAWYERS & STAFF WHILE SHAKING HANDS... RIP CHEAPSKATE HOPE YOU ARE COUNTING YOUR PENNIES IN HELL BTW HE DRANK HEAVILY - ESPECIALLY A LOT OF CROWN ROYAL STRAIGHT LOL AS WE SAY IN NEWFOUNDLAND - DELMAR P OUTHOUSE - HE WAS A REAL CUNT LOL https://www.tributearchive.com/obituaries/27930342/delmar-paul-althouse-(celebration-of-life)